3,000 words.
That, plus an exam, are all that stand between me and the end of college.
Well, there’s that walking the stage part too, but all you gotta do is show up and be mobile. You can even sit in your chair and sleep through all the iterations of Canon in D until they call your name. Then you walk on stage, shake some hands, hope President Lilley doesn’t remember that you drew some pretty uncomplementary cartoons of him during your time at the school paper, grab the diploma, head back to the chair, sleep some more, toss the hat in the air, etc, etc, etc.
At least it’s not work. Not like ESSAYS.
3,000 words.
And I’d rather put ’em off by typing these 127.
Dang it.
Ben Humeniuk 
3,000 words, yeahh, fun stuff. That’s like 7 pages?
You got it man!
So, are you nervous about coming face to face with Lilley, whom you’ve often caricatured?
well, i guess you managed to get that 3000 word essay out somehow. 🙂
hope you’re doing well, benhamin! God bless you richly as you SHINE for Him!
-michelle